Love Vs Friendship

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Mahaprasad Mishra.

Life Is Beautiful

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3 Ways to live a satisfied Life...

 

 

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Mahaprasad Mishra.

Who are You... ?

I don’t know why my eyes search for you

Why do I miss you?

I feel you are my invisible strength

But still want to know

Who are you?

I know you know me

You want my presence

& so also I

But still I can’t see you

Who are you?

Why do you play hide & seek

I know you want me to be worried (for you)

You can see that

I can only feel you

But who are you?

You appear inside me

When I see mirror

And you soon get disappeared

When I ask …

Who are you?

You are my weakness

You are my strength

You are something beautiful

But still I don’t know

Who are you?

I know you are the one who understands me

You stay with me when I am alone

When I need someone

You are my invisible identity

Ha Ha … But Who are you?

After a long time I got time

To think about you

But you always stayed with me

Even with my unevenness

I love you My Darling

This time I won’t ask

Who are you?

You are my best friend My Loneliness …!!!

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Mahaprasad Mishra.

We support Anna Hazare and we also support …

     The corrupted leaders by electing them.

      Not forcing the Public Representatives to act strongly on the Lokpal Issue to make it happen for India by passing the bill in Parliament.

     The concepts of cheat, lie, steal & pass.

      Buying movie tickets in black.

      Piracy.

     In confirming berths in Train by giving more rupees to brokers.

      Cheating in Income Tax submission.

     The students who bunk the class & we make them heroes of Class.

      Not having a protection policy for whistle blowers in India.

      Individualism not on unity.

      In bribing the Placement Officer in getting a job.

      Compromising in our own responsibilities.

     Choosing Mafias than going to Police Station for any issue.

     Bribing the Govt. Officials, Police in getting things done.

      Unethical ways of promotion in Job.

     Choosing any Private Hospital for even a minor injury rejecting Govt. Hospitals basing on our monetary power.

      Non-availability of Medicines in Govt. Hospitals.

      Inefficiency of Govt. Officials by either bribing them or saluting them.

      Biasing.

      In non-educating children and specially girls.

      Believing in fate but not on our work.

     In cheating our parents by telling lies.

      Western Culture by scarifying our own culture.

      Obeying the irrelevant orders of Boss.

      Bribing advocates winning cases on money power.

      Awarding the most corrupted person as the successful leader.

      Adoption of non Humanitarian actions in life.

      Egoism.

India 87th on corruption list – Will we ever improve?

Choice is of course with us only. If it's not now then Never...!!!

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Mahaprasad Mishra.

If you do not know who Rajanikanth is… ….

1. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.

8. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

11. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

12. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

14. Rajanikanth calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

24. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? Unless it gets in his way.

25. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

28. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

29. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

32. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

33. Outer space exists because it was afraid to be on the same planet with Rajanikanth. 

34. Rajanikanth has counted to infinity – twice. 

35. When Rajanikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down.

36. Rajanikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

37. Rajanikanth doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

38. Rajanikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

39. Rajanikanth can slam a revolving door.

40. Rajanikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

41. Rajanikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

42. If you google search “Rajanikanth getting kicked” your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t happen.

43. It takes Rajanikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes.

44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajanikanth kicked one of the corners off.

45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajanikanth lives in Chennai.

46. Rajanikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajanikanth are his films.

48. Rajanikanth every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajanikanth there is no other way.

Note : Shared from Ultima ...


Mahaprasad Mishra.

BEING EDUCATED...

India is an independent nation supporting the concept of giving liberated notes on any issue. Illiteracy & Unemployment have been the topmost issues of India since a long time. Yes, It is our privilege to be counted as a developing country all around the world. But I am coming across the same phrase since my birth with a question in my mind, “up to what moment we will have to wait to be a developed country?” I say if it is not today then it is never.

Being treated as a developed country we need to be superior in fields like Economics, political appearance, Education, Strong Security, Science and many more that are well known to all active citizens of our country like you.

Right now, our independent country is dependent on us, the country men, to move ahead in every field. Our encouragement through our performance & involvement in any process will give a definite direction towards the growth. Out of us, lots of country worried people have stepped in to such revolution resulting the current status. It means what they had thought is now in the final forms. They started from an absolute Zero and now we are at some stage that would take only few well planned attempts to hit the top.

It has been confirmed that being superior in all respect would enable us to be named as a Developed Country. As per me Education is the best possible way to achieve the target at an early date. Education is just like a tree and that has many branches that leads to all directions like Science, Economics, Politics, Medical, Engineering, and that to all which are seriously required to be developed. The important factor is we are educated and if we desire then we can spread education in all over the Country. We can create that atmosphere that should be only meant to create a stream of Educated People.

Yes, it’s right that you are now thinking regarding the possible future un-employments. But why don’t we think that we choose to be unemployed. There must be someone who’s earning for your family. If he can earn why you don’t & why don’t we...? The major reason of unemployment may be we are not aware of our own strength. We don’t get a proper guidance from the very beginning to select any path basing on our strengths. Please allow your dream to select the path for you. Then you will find yourself working as a successful man in your life and that would add a number to the Successful Indian nor to a growing Indian.

Boss, I know it’s very easy to write all these and to bring a change we need to be proving ourselves. But let me clear you one thing that what I want to say is not only profitable to me rather to all Indians dreaming to be part of a Well Developed Country. Education will submit new ideas, innovations, new technologies, and new concepts among us. It provides us ample of opportunities to develop our skills to explore our talent through our thoughts & performance. Then we will never be thinking of developing other countries economic parameters through our dedicated performance rather the same would be directed towards the growth of my own country.

“Everything is in yourself ... But more practical practice enhances the skill and makes you perfect in that field ... So study holds all the directions but it depends on you in which field you excel at ...”

One more thing I would like to add that keep our own culture with you. This is our recognition. I request you not to follow others but be like to be followed. Our certificates, passports, ration-cards, Voter Id Card say we are Indian but our appearance, behaviour and attitude says we are foreigners. Here we lack. It is very easy to follow but to be followed is an achievement. If we can’t achieve the same, we have not achieved anything.

Let us think on the issue at least once. Let us be aware of the Positive parts of Education. Let us distribute knowledge among us. Let us come forward to build a new India. Let us achieve our dream.

Mahaprasad Mishra.

Ya Khuda ye Tera Kaisa Insaaf Hai ...

Ek Ladki gali se guzarti thi. Ek manchala Ladka usko dekhta tha. Ladki Naqaab main hoti thi, to us naqaab ko dekh ke ladka kehta tha

"E Pardanashi parda utha
Meri Mohabbat Qubul Kar
Jalwa Dikha."

Ladki Nakaar kar chali jati thi. koi jawaab nahin deti thi. Ladka Bada afsos rehta tha.
Har roz ladki ko dekhta ta tha aaur yahi zumla kehta tha

"E Pardanashi parda utha

Meri Mohabbat Qubul Kar

Jalwa Dikha."

Ladki Nakaar kar chali jati thi.

Tisre roz phir ladki ko dekhkar ladke ne phir kaha

"E Pardanashi parda utha

Meri Mohabbat Qubul Kar

Jalwa Dikha.

Agar tu ne jalwa nahin dikhaya to main khudkhusi karlunga."

Chauthe roz jab ladki gali se goozri wo manchala ladka usko nahin dikha. Ladki ko bada afsos hua. Logon se pucha kahan hai ... Logon ne bataya "Beti usne tumhare gam me khudkhusi karli."

Ladki uski qabar pe gayi aaur jaakar kehne lagi 

"E mere gumnam aashik 

ayi hun tere majhar par...

E mere gumnam aashik 

ayi hun tere majhar par...

le ruk se naqaab hata diya

jee bhar ke mere deedar kar."

Ladki ne kaha ...

"E mere gumnam aashik 

ayi hun tere majhar par...

le ruk se naqaab hata diya

jee bhar ke mere deedar kar."

To us Qabar se aawaz aayee

"Ya Khuda !!! Ye Kaisa tera insaaf hai 

Aaj main parde me hun ...

Aaj wo benqaab hai ..."

[All credit goes to its writer who wrote this magnificent lines for us. I have just re shared the lines.] 

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Do Believe in GOD.

Mahaprasad Mishra.

Haunted 3D - A Movie Review.

I found an option to watch the movie Haunted 3D on 23th-May-2011 & after elapse of around 17 days since its release. As already 17 days were passed I went to the theatre with a pre-calculative mind of obtaining the tickets easily. But Vikram Bhatt’s creation proved all my calculations erroneous. It was a very tight & fight situation near the theatre. Audience seemed to be very impatient to penetrate in to the theatre with their partners. The cost of ticket was almost the double than the used to price because it is believed to be the foremost 3D Stereoscopic 3D Horror & the first ever Indian movie to be shot in 3D Format. So, I needed a Divyadrusti to view the movie which was available just there with a refundable amount of 100 rupees. Being prepared in all respect I stepped in to the theater.

The 3D concept played a chief role in linking the attention of the audience with the movie. The background music guarded the percentage of horror. But yes, the on screen appearance satisfied the background music or you may take the vice-versa. The 3D concept made the movie livelier. Story wise a little deviation was observed. The story leads to the release the spirit of Meera, the female lead, from Iyer, the obsessed & Evil spirit with the assistance of the God by Rehan, the male lead of the movie. Both the halves were able to maintain the anxiousness in audience. Some of the scenes were really excellent except those whom you definitely liked & those are-

- The appearance of Meera on the steps in requesting Rehan not to interfere in between as she had to suffer more by such acts of Rehan.

-   The formation of image of palm on the glass.

-  The video the psychic’s request to Rehan to leave the place for God’s shake as the spirit was fully obsessed & evil one.

-  & many more ...

The two times Filmfare Best Director Nominated director continued his experimentations with introducing new faces. But like all time he must get appreciations in this act of experiments. The Dada’s Son Mahakshay Chakraborty was quite matured in his appearance. Tia Bajpai, the finalist of 2005 Sa Re Ga Ma Pa Challenge & the holder of small screen experiences, was introduced in this movie. She was up to the mark in her role. She did a fabulous job on screen to tie up the Audience for 143 minutes. Basically the movie was very much limited in characterization as not having many castings. Iyer looked to be quite comfortable in his on screen appearance.

Efforts were given to make the movie to be rich in Horror, Romance, Music, Suspense & Dancing. But it reached to the expectations. Location was just like the former horror movies. But in story a little deviation or flavour was added. 3D concept was one of the trend setters for the movie except the new introduced face. But altogether I would appreciate all the creative team with the whole cast & crew in creating such a nice movie & expect something more different in future also. I got entertained & returned out of the theatre with a satisfaction of my investment.

Note:

-         If anyone moves 80 years back from 2011 he would definitely not reach to 1936.

Do Believe in GOD.

Keep Smiling & Stay Happy.

Mahaprasad Mishra.

3-Idiot Special

A bread becomes more tastier
with the touch of butter
Virus asked Rastogi
How to start an induction Motor...?

Virus got angry with Rastogi's answer
& replied to him "u r incurable like cancer."

Rastogi smiled & said
to remove virus use dettol
A class doesnot hold worth
till students come with beer bottle.

The whole class started laughing
without caring virus
Virus angrily said Get Out
Rastogi replied "Yes Boss."

Chatur became more popular
When he speeched the quote
Aamir, Sharman & Madhaban
Completed the movie 3-idiot.

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Do Believe in GOD.
Mahaprasad Mishra.

A Hint of Death:

                A moment that made me realize my own standard that I am just a blodie ordinary human and could have been in the NEWS by adding a number to the death toll due to earthquake in Guwahati today evening. My foot are not stable yet. I am sitting on the same place right now and trying to capture the exact incident. Time is now around 8.35PM (08.32 PM) and if GOD had not intervened we would have been awarded a late sign before our name thirty minutes ago.

Oh My God !

                The atmosphere inside our hotel room was quite not comfortable due to some personal issues. But Debi kept on talking some useless things and for a while everyone was laughing on ground. At the same moment our beds started shaking. I thought Debi’s doing it. Being careless I was trying to ignore it, Pupulu bhaina jumped from the bed and shouted it’s an earthquake. We thought to change the environment Pupulu Bhaina is joking. But believe me when we realized the same...

           Within a minute we managed to get out of the hotel & found lots of people already gathered 7 was discussing the same. People staying in AC-NonAC, Rich-Poor, Boss-Servant just everyone’s standing at one place. Still I can feel the effect. Listening to Maa’s Kavach & Shiv Stotram gave some confidence. But it was a terrible experience.

Good luck to all ...

Do believe in GOD.

Mahaprasad Mishra.  

ADWITIYA SACHIN...

A man who continues entertaining corers of people all around the world with his presence on the Cricket field since last two decades, A man who became the ambassador of Cricket to the World, A man who changed the way of thinking of people towards the game with his style of batting, A man who holds the record to wear the National Cap for the most of the time in ODIs & in Tests, A man who still holds his body fit for every format of the game, A man who still remains in spotlight for the opposition even after crossing 36,A man who deserved to be the true successor of the Cricket Icons like Sir Donald Bradman, Mr. Vivian Richards, Mr. Gavaskar, Mr. Kapil Dev, A man who converted his name into the Symbol of Records in the game of Cricket, A man who is praised for his off-field conversations, appearances & behaviors, A man who has become idol for the words Passion”, “Dedication”,“Sportsman Spirit”, “Down to earth” & many more“decent” words, A man who is still proving himself as the right representative of Nation, as an ideal family man, as an ideal son, as an ideal father, as an ideal idol for all… He’s none other than, the ever-remember-able sports person, holding the highest number of Fans all around the World, the copy right protected asset of each & every Indian, the little master, the man of expectation, the King of Cricket "THE SACHIN TENDULKAR." He is a single but royal piece and may be named as "Adwitiya Sachin."

Do Believe in God.

Keep Smiling.

Mahaprasad Mishra.