If you do not know who Rajanikanth is… ….

1. Rajanikanth makes onions cry.

2. Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

3. Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

4. Rajanikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.

5. Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6. Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

7. When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on,…………. he turns the dark off.

8. When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

9. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

10. The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

11. Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

12. Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

13. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

14. Rajanikanth calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

15. If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Rajanikanth? ” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

16. Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

17. Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

18. When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

19. Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

20. Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

21. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

22. There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

23. Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

24. Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life? Unless it gets in his way.

25. Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

26. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

27. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

28. Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

29. Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

30. With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

31. The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

32. When you say “no one’s perfect”, Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult.

33. Outer space exists because it was afraid to be on the same planet with Rajanikanth. 

34. Rajanikanth has counted to infinity – twice. 

35. When Rajanikanth does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing earth down.

36. Rajanikanth is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

37. Rajanikanth doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.

38. Rajanikanth gave Mona Lisa that smile.

39. Rajanikanth can slam a revolving door.

40. Rajanikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

41. Rajanikanth grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

42. If you google search “Rajanikanth getting kicked” your search will generate 0 results. It just doesn’t happen.

43. It takes Rajanikanth 20 mins to watch 60 minutes.

44. The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Rajanikanth kicked one of the corners off.

45. There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Rajanikanth lives in Chennai.

46. Rajanikanth once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

47. The only thing that runs faster and longer than Rajanikanth are his films.

48. Rajanikanth every step creates a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.

49. Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Rajanikanth there is no other way.

Note : Shared from Ultima ...


Mahaprasad Mishra.

BEING EDUCATED...

India is an independent nation supporting the concept of giving liberated notes on any issue. Illiteracy & Unemployment have been the topmost issues of India since a long time. Yes, It is our privilege to be counted as a developing country all around the world. But I am coming across the same phrase since my birth with a question in my mind, “up to what moment we will have to wait to be a developed country?” I say if it is not today then it is never.

Being treated as a developed country we need to be superior in fields like Economics, political appearance, Education, Strong Security, Science and many more that are well known to all active citizens of our country like you.

Right now, our independent country is dependent on us, the country men, to move ahead in every field. Our encouragement through our performance & involvement in any process will give a definite direction towards the growth. Out of us, lots of country worried people have stepped in to such revolution resulting the current status. It means what they had thought is now in the final forms. They started from an absolute Zero and now we are at some stage that would take only few well planned attempts to hit the top.

It has been confirmed that being superior in all respect would enable us to be named as a Developed Country. As per me Education is the best possible way to achieve the target at an early date. Education is just like a tree and that has many branches that leads to all directions like Science, Economics, Politics, Medical, Engineering, and that to all which are seriously required to be developed. The important factor is we are educated and if we desire then we can spread education in all over the Country. We can create that atmosphere that should be only meant to create a stream of Educated People.

Yes, it’s right that you are now thinking regarding the possible future un-employments. But why don’t we think that we choose to be unemployed. There must be someone who’s earning for your family. If he can earn why you don’t & why don’t we...? The major reason of unemployment may be we are not aware of our own strength. We don’t get a proper guidance from the very beginning to select any path basing on our strengths. Please allow your dream to select the path for you. Then you will find yourself working as a successful man in your life and that would add a number to the Successful Indian nor to a growing Indian.

Boss, I know it’s very easy to write all these and to bring a change we need to be proving ourselves. But let me clear you one thing that what I want to say is not only profitable to me rather to all Indians dreaming to be part of a Well Developed Country. Education will submit new ideas, innovations, new technologies, and new concepts among us. It provides us ample of opportunities to develop our skills to explore our talent through our thoughts & performance. Then we will never be thinking of developing other countries economic parameters through our dedicated performance rather the same would be directed towards the growth of my own country.

“Everything is in yourself ... But more practical practice enhances the skill and makes you perfect in that field ... So study holds all the directions but it depends on you in which field you excel at ...”

One more thing I would like to add that keep our own culture with you. This is our recognition. I request you not to follow others but be like to be followed. Our certificates, passports, ration-cards, Voter Id Card say we are Indian but our appearance, behaviour and attitude says we are foreigners. Here we lack. It is very easy to follow but to be followed is an achievement. If we can’t achieve the same, we have not achieved anything.

Let us think on the issue at least once. Let us be aware of the Positive parts of Education. Let us distribute knowledge among us. Let us come forward to build a new India. Let us achieve our dream.

Mahaprasad Mishra.